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I'm working on a screenplay for a remake of Castaway, but I'm considering not using a volleyball this time. Give me your best casting ideas for which inanimate object should play Wilson. (lemmy.ml)

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[–] Zachariah 19 points 4 months ago (1 children)

couch cushion

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

This is inexplicably the best answer yet. Everyone else is working so hard to think outside the box that the box is inside-out.

[–] Zachariah 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Plus, now you can include a love scene.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I have absolutely zero interest in making this movie political.

[–] Zachariah 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Then I’d go with airplane seat cushion instead.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

The couch cushion works fine. Couch cushions appear in real-life situations all the time and simply having one in the movie cannot be construed as making a statement on the kind of conduct that we as a nation are willing to accept from our vice-presidential candidates.