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OUTBURSTS OF EVERETT TRUE
By Condo
(Panel 1) A man is seen walking across a flower bed, oblivious to his surroundings. Everett True is walking past as an onlooker
(Panel 2) Everett True, looking very angry, tackles the man, causing him to fall headfirst into the sidewalk.
Everett True: "ANYBODY WITH EYESIGHT WHO TRAMPLES FLOWERS WILL COMMIT ALMOST ANY CRIME IN THE CALENDAR!!!"
"Crime in the calendar" is an odd way of putting it.
Every day we celebrate a different crime.
On the first day of crime-mas...