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Anyone here use assembly? (lemm.ee)

submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

yeah it was impossible for me in college until i spent 8 hours fucking with it and then had a dream in assembly…
like, somehow using boxes in 3d to write “code” that then ran and moved other boxes around… i wish i could remember it exactly but when i woke up it all made sense to me and was pretty easy….

[–] AFKBRBChocolate 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That's cool, I wish my dreams were ever that useful

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

mine are usually just nightmares… or i don’t remember them… but that one time it was pretty useful.

if you do some lucid dreaming exercises you can do stuff like that… but some say it can make you go crazy so i dunno… i quit.