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I've seen enough videos of rapey koalas to know that they sure as hell do pursue females.
You what?
Just watch a koala documentary and it may well be in there.
Koala sex offender registry ftw
We had some koalas living in our backyard at one of the houses I grew up in. Evenings were spent relaxing to screaming from the female and grunting from the male...
One video I saw some twenty years ago was so disturbing due to how clearly distraught the female was that I haven't been able to think of koalas the same ever since. Like, she might have developed koala PTSD, it was that brutal.