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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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[โ€“] j4k3 60 points 4 months ago (13 children)

Little mouse got big ears.

I'd like to give her the gom jabbar human test.

Take her out to the desert to show her some spice.

She can stay in my sietch, and ride my sand worm.

Is... is that a thumper? No. But someone is summoning a worm.

If she was an Honored Matre I'd call her Mother Commander.

You know what the Bene Gesserit would say? She's a breeder.

Sea Child, let's go for a swim.

[โ€“] SandmanXC 17 points 4 months ago

She fear on my mind killer till I remain

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