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[โ€“] [email protected] 93 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Mate, don't be weird. Torrent the movie you wanna watch before your girl gets there. Put it in your plex library and boot up Plex on your xbox. Easy peasy. You don't have to be weird about it.

[โ€“] [email protected] 43 points 4 months ago

If she's not excited to see the download bar move, she's not getting invited back.