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Recommend me a sandwich (lemmy.one)

submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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Look, I'm gonna level with y'all. I've been here a little over 24 hours and yet to find out what anyone's preferred sandwich is. As is known, sandwiches are the glue holding our society together, so this sad state cannot be allowed to continue.

In a short time, the juiciest of tomatoes will begin to drop off the vine here in the US, and the first, the finest, the primordial sandwich, the BLT proper, will grace us with its presence.

But until then, what are we to do? Slap undressed turkey on wheat? Like cavemen?? Tell me about your sandwiches. Inspire your fellow... fediverse...ians?

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'd follow you to hell and back, I would.

Or more conveniently, to a grocery store. I knew I could count on the midwest to show up here. <3 I will take your guidance to heart.

I do have a question of a practical nature, though. Do the crushed up chips not wreak havoc upon the roof and sensitive gums of your mouth? Like popcorn kernels but larger, more brutal, and tastier?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm just doing my part! 🫡

Do the crushed up chips not wreak havoc upon the roof and sensitive gums of your mouth?

That's actually a big part of the reason I insist on smashin' 'em up! Doing that has the added benefit of keeping chips from snapping into a fucking viet cong jungle trap mid-bite.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

It sounds like I'll just have to trust my commander and start shoving a crushed chip sandwich into my mouth as soon as I can!