cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/17911181
It's not true, folks. The lying liberal media wants you to think he'd shag a settee. That he'd bone a book stand. That he's creamied on the credenza.
Don't trust them. My beautiful boy JD, he'd never do it! He's chaste with the chaises. He's never loved a loveseat.
My VP would never fuck furniture.
"Never to completion in"... so he pulls out on the pull out?