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[โ€“] [email protected] 55 points 5 months ago (1 children)

No, it works! I'm surrounded by bitches every time I go out. They can't stop sniffing by crotch and wagging their tails.

[โ€“] Fosheze 15 points 5 months ago

My dog absolutely loves rolling in old putrifying deer carcases so maybe your crotch just smells like that.