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[–] LinusSexTips 2 points 4 months ago

Your thinking of D̸̢̛͉̰̩̬̉̋̋̎͌̈́͑̔̾̔̃̓̈́̀͑̌̍̈̌̀̔̍͛̅̆̌̈́͒͒̋̂́͘͘̚̕̕͝͠͝ ̵̛̺͖̝̖͇͙̗̻̪͍͈̩̫͎̞̮̟͉̮̥̼̜̼̼͙̞̍̑̎́͛̎̓̑̐́̊̊́͑̿̽͐͋͗͋̈́̒̇̋̇͋̈́̏͋͛͑̈́̾̕̕̚͝͠ͅË̵̢̢̨̻̩̱̩̗̗̪̣̝̮̖͍͓̠̦̘͎̰̺͉̹̗͓̝̼͇̦̜̹̲̜̫̪͙̪̙̼͚͙̳̳̱͕̝̮̰̿͆̒͐̆̍̂̈́̇͒̏̓͐͐̉͗̒̾̔̉̔̏̈̏̎͑̈̚͜ ̷̢̧̧̛̺̥̙̣͍̘̥͈̹͇̤͎͍̞̩͍͔͈̯͕͚̥̼̗̲̯̬̻̙͎̻̂͊̽̎̎̅̒̃̃̓̊̈́́͌́́͗̊͐́͌̑̀͂̓̌̀̆́͗̾̅̚̕͘͘͜͜͜͝T̶̛͈̮͖̥̯̻͉͔̞̟̦̲̰̺̟̤̠̖͙͙̗̦̪̱̤̈́͊̌̉͑͐̓̃́̔͌̅̑͂͗̓̽͂̒̾̈́̊̂͆͜͝͠ ̴̨̧̨̨̪̼̰̗̟̯̜̖̱̬̥̩̘͎̩̜͇̬͍̠̪̮͚̲͈̞̤̹̮̹̞͕̱̱͍̻͓̱̙̔̇̉̊̒͐̋́̆͜͝ͅH̶̡̝̭̖̖̖̣̜͔͎̥̯̳̣̩̗̟̺̭͎͍̲͖̳̹̳̫̙̤͆ͅͅ ̶̨̢̧̧̛̛̭̣̦̥̣͚̺̼̰̗̳̼̜̰͙̦̻̾̌̇̏̊̋͆̋͑͒͑̀͋̄̒̀̈́͋̌̽̊͐̀͒̐̅͊̏̓́̉̽̏̒͗͘͘͜͜͝K̷̢̨̢̧̨̛̥͔̰͍̯̳͉̩̤͇̖̖̤͈̦͙͎̝̮̮̣̬͉̫̮̘͓͔̞͚̱̦̱̒̃̒͋̒̆̈́̀̒̂̏̊̋͊̀̀̓̈́̊̈́̎͌͗̈́͂͌̄̎͐̂̿͐̾̇͜͝ ̸̡̨̳̼̘̺̫͙͉̲̙͔̩̝̺̗̳͎̗̜͙͉̟̟̺͚͖͉͖̞̝̼̖̩̪̤̭̺͖̰̺͕̳̏ͅͅĻ̶̧̛̻̦̥͙̗͚͍̙̪̝̞̗̹̤̹̳̺͈̭͕͉̐̂̇̀̌̋̔͗͒̎̏̈̊̏̔́͋̈́̓͌́̈́̾̏͊͒ ̵̧̡̡̡̛̛̛͓̰̙͕̱̤̖̺̥͚̫̮̣͔̤͕̱̼̮̖̗̙͇̹̟̗͓̱̗͖̥̙̳̻̳͉͕̗̟̳̻̊̓͑̄̈́̌̎͌̿̊̏̆̆͊̾̿̋̽͛́̈̊͒̈́͂̆̽́̇̍͊͌͗̓̀̕̕͘͠͠O̷̧̧̡̢̨͓̘͉͈̮̟̜̱͔̮͖̠͇͕̜̰̫̩̜͕̝̖̤̞̹͈̼̪͚̘̙̗̜̺͎͋̀̊͑́̔͆̓̆̏͆̆͋̄́́̊͂̓̎̅̓̅̓͛̒͐͆̕̕̚͜͠͝ͅ ̸̡̡̧̧̧͙̬̥̯̗̞̬͖̣͇̠̦̳͚̪̻̬̼̙̣͚̟̦͍͔̣͚̼͖̰͎̘̟̩̬̜̬͖͉̠̘̳͈͛̏̉̏͑̋͌̏͐͋͐̚͜͜͠K̸̫͉̬̋̈́̈́̌̐̓̈̐͋͛̏̌̀͋̓̑͐͑̄̿̀̂̔́̾̈́̂̕͠͝, deadlock is P̶̨̡̛̼̜̳͉̞̬̱̘̺̟̎̈́̈́͆͋̀̿̾̋͑͑͗̿̍́͑̃͗̏̑̈́̏̏͐̍̄̅͛͌̂̐̇̀̈́͘̚̚̚͝ͅL̶̥͓͖̹̲̯͍̣̫̜͌̓̀̿̒͂̔͊̀̌̐̿̎̌̈̾̋͛̌̑̇͌͒͊̃͂͊̌̄̾͊͘͜͠͝E̸̢̛̛̛̹̪̫̮͖̤̣̭̖̙͚̲̠̩̞͔̟̮̰̳̺̘̳̖̥̟̦͉̯̤͎̦̘̙̼̟͍͉͇͗̒̿͋̈́̈́̋́̏̒̐̂̏̾̍̕̕͜͝͝͝͝ͅÃ̴̡̧̛̯̰̱̗̞̰̟̟̖͎̣̤̳͙̻͕͎̝̺̗͖̥̝̘͇̺̙̟̖̞̪͇̼̟̠̼̯̥̞͆̏́͂̈͒̽̓̌̐̒̃͑̉̔͒̅͑̈́̏̀̔̀́́̒̽́͆̿̃́̂̃̽͛̚̕͘͠ͅS̷̡̛̻̻̪͓̜̹̠̮̭̬̤͚̣̞̲͙̫͙̳̤̦͕͚̓͛̐́̾̈́̈́͗̉͋̉͗̀̿́̑͐̐̎̎̏͜͜͜E̴̢̧̢̡̗͍͍̞̠͚̱̤̱̣̻͍͕̅̎̾̽̓̌̾̋͒̓̃̽̌̈́̃̈͆̋́̇̂͗̍̑͆̈́̓̕̚͘͜͠͠͠ ̷̢̨̡̢̨̡̛̰̠̭̹̮͓̰̫̘̱̗͇̙̘̖̣͖̻̩̖̼̰̬̼͎̹̠͎́́͒͒͑̾̃̍̍͒̾̾͑͌̃͆͑͝͠ͅḨ̴̧̹̮̪̘̟̟̝̟͚̮̭͍̺͚̺̳̥̲̳͈̣͓͍̺̩̤̈̎̎̌́̑̓̈̑͐͋͐̑̀̂̓̅̆̿͑̿́̓̏̇͌̕̚̕͝͝͠ͅĚ̷͓̮͕̃̎̐̃̏͐̀̾̈̑͝L̵̢̮̰̭̫̲͈̩̙̙̘̗͙͈̳̰̙̝̬̦̙̭̔͐̈́̀͋̑̀̓͘͜͠ͅṔ̴̡̢̧̨̡̛̗̹̰̭̝̳͙̘̪̬̯̲̝͇̣̰͎̟̫͔̗̟̟̦̠̦̻̻͓̠͉͈͈̓̍͆̀̂̓̋̽̎͆̓̈̒̓̏͆͂̌͌͝͝͝ͅͅ ̴̙̔̉͂͘̚͜͠͠M̵̧̧̛͎̠̹̞͙͖͖̫̤͈̥͖̗͎͙̖̝̭̤͐̅͗́͗́́͐͂̈̿͐̇̐͂̂̇̀͌̈́̾̀̋́̉̇̓͐̔̚̚̚͝Ẽ̴̢̛̛̛̛͙̗̹͎̘͋̄͋̃̒͋̆̋̑̍̈́͋̐̇̈́͌̎́̂̀̿̕̚͝͠͝ ̷̢̡̨̛͕̗̫͍̼̪͙͕͍̙̗͇̠̝̼͇̳̻̄̽͛̒̉̋̀͛̈́͊͗̍́́̎͋̽̿̈̑̋̅̚͝Z̵͚̳̔̆͗̇̽̄̀̿͗̔̂͘̕͝͝Á̵̞̜̲̬̥̮̮͍͖̹͕̜̟̯̖̱͈͉̯͉̭̙́̑͆̏̈́̄͑̇̋̈̐͊͐̎͑͋̂̈́̎̅͛́́̂̏̂͐̈͌̀̉̀͑͛̊̀̔̆̚͘͠͝L̷̢̺͇̥̲̺̟̻̩̬͉͙̗̮̦͕̱̖͕̼̱̪͇̩͇̬̓̇́͜G̶̙̞̥͕͎͓̰̅́͗̒̅̐̅̈͗̅́̓̇̇̎̒̀̑́̈́́̽͑̏̊͊́̀̀̿̓̕̕͘̚͝͝͝͝͝͠͝Ơ̵̱̘͈̙͉̫̗̏̉̿͋̋́́̓̑̾̌͒̄̒̇́̌́̌̃͛͊͂̉̊͛̈͛͆̏̇͂̾͂͂̕͘͘̚̚͜͠͠ ̷̧̨̧̖̩̗̞̤͚̙̝̺̯͕̪͔͇͇̝̘͉͎͍̫͕͉̄̐̇͘͜͜Ḩ̸͚̞̜̤͖̝̙̳̠͂̉̿̐̈̉̐̔̈́̏̂̔̆̑̂́̉͒̃͐̍̀̀͐̽̄̇̏̔̕̕͝͝͝͠A̴̧̢͍̼̺̳̪̳̖̬̘̗̙͈̮̣̎̅̌̿̋̏̒̃̏̀̉͊͌̃̔̎͛̿̕͘͘̚͝͝S̸̺͉͙̮̮̠̼͈̼̞͙̱̅̏̓͛̓̋͑̽̍͊͌̚̕ ̶͕͖̘̒̎̐̈́̅͗͗̔̚ͅR̶̨̡̧̡̰͇̣̟̹̞͍̭̞̭̫͔͕̝̼͔̻͙͈̯̍̎̾̋̈́͌͌͗͐̃͗̈́̈́̾̓̈́̕͝ͅĖ̷̱̦̩͍̙̠͓͙̪̱̖̖̘̳̘̯͆̎̇͑̓͒̈́͒̈́͐̊̅͊͒̂̀̔̋̊͋̔͛̂̓̐̎̂́̓̈́͗̃͑͒̄͝͠͝Ţ̷̨̢̙̣̣̱̙̟̝̣̹̘̞̭̭̩̪̪̝͎̻̝͙̻̺̟̫̱̫̻̖̀̔̈́̏͊̀̉̈́̄̈́͐̓̀̀͘̕͜͝ͅÜ̸̡̧̡̨̥̥̣̩̠̫͉̮͈̫̫̜͛̈́̐̊̈͗́͐̈́͋͋̾̀̌̄̐̽̑̓̓̄̆͂̊̆͠͝ͅͅͅṚ̴̢̡̧̨̰̣̻̞̤̗͇̭̭̹̦̲͇͇̥̰͕͉̟̘̣̘̰͇̳̲̰̤̦͈͔̑̓̐͂̾̈̎͒̔̾̄͌̀̎͌́̕̕͜͠N̷̖̻̤̻͕̜̺̠̦̮͙̣͂̽͒͋̏̈́̈́͠ͅE̴̡̡̨̨̡̫̥͍̮̬̞̹̼̙̼̮̲͕̞̣͍̩͖̤̱͎͖͐͊̌͌̍̌̽̇͛͝Ḑ̷̡̘̙͓̤̹̪͓̹̯̙͔͕̪͙̥̠̝̜̥̄̑̒̌͊́̉̏̋͐͊́̕̚͠