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Jeff's magic money machine (midwest.social)

submitted 4 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Surely the answer to this is to buy really short term options. Bad case is you lose all the money and get a billion. Good case is that you make even more money.

[–] offspec 23 points 4 months ago (2 children)

They said no gambling

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Wouldn’t that be classified as “investing” at least according to the government.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

Genie comes from a time when offering any monetary loan is considered usury, doesn't care about your governments made of mortals.