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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon goes to the pet store (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 5 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago (3 children)

i can't give my pet a hug, they would get squished and probably not like it

[–] Ostrichgrif 7 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Are you the proud owner of a jumping spider?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

One does not "own" jumping spiders. One only gets graced by their presence (and tricks, they are smart little f'ers).

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

frogs