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Disability campaigner unable to collect award on stage due to no ramp (www.bbc.com)

submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/nottheonion

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[–] Zachariah 27 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Make them all come down to the floor.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Hire a criminal gang to come and break everybody's legs

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Flip the cap off the secret button on the wheelchair to activate drone mode

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Let off the ejector seat