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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon watches nature documentaries (sh.itjust.works)

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[–] [email protected] 50 points 4 months ago (2 children)

As an American, I wanted to read this but I got distracted and then bored because it's just text.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil 16 points 4 months ago

As an American I never learned English. Why would I, when everyone in my country speaks American?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

I call BS, the part you’re lampooning is near the end! You’re a big fat phony!