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couldn't be me (lemmy.ml)

submitted 4 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] foggy 11 points 4 months ago (12 children)

I've always contended that you shouldn't care about what turns someone on unless you wanna fuck em.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 months ago (11 children)

excluding liking kids or animals. and relatives or nonconsenting people if relevant

[–] lmaydev 19 points 4 months ago (1 children)

What goes on between two or more non related consenting adults is no ones business but their own.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I just genuinely don't care what people do in their bedroom.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Cut to me assembling a dirty bomb on my quilt

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

OMG dude, no, stop! At least put down a tarp or something.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

It's my loving auntie's who doesn't have any kids of her own but makes them for all her nephews and nieces but I'm using it anyway because I'm callous and evil in this story 👿

[–] lmaydev 5 points 4 months ago (2 children)

What about the kitchen?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

You don't use Le Creuset? Swipe left!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

The kitchen is an abomination free zone.

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