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[–] friend_of_satan 371 points 5 months ago (12 children)

But these sheep can't wear masks? Give me a fucking break.

[–] EisFrei 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Well...

There isn't a fourth monkey covering its nose.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

There is, however, a fourth monkey covering his crotch. "Do no evil"

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