this post was submitted on 18 Jul 2024
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[–] [email protected] 81 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Fake: anon turned down a woman who was hitting on him

Gay: anon turned down a woman who was hitting on him

[–] [email protected] 55 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Fake. This required a 4chan user to go outside and interact with other people and we know that's impossible

[–] Plopp 36 points 4 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 months ago

Well at least muscles in both arms

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

Swole chewing muscles are not unheard of.