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Would You Rather

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Welcome to c/WouldYouRather, where we present you with the toughest, most ridiculous choices you never knew you had to make! Would you rather have a third arm that's only useful for picking your nose, or be able to talk to animals but only if they're wearing hats? Yeah, it's that kind of vibe. Come for the absurdity, stay because you've clearly got nothing better to do with your life.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 18 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Run at a 100.

Flying at 10 mph gets you locked up in a CIA lab.

Run at 100 lets you become a professional runner (just run slightly faster than the record. Don't run at a 100 mph.).

[โ€“] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago

I kinda wanna fly just for the sake of it, but now I fear the CIA