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[–] [email protected] 40 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I’m fairly certain she was asleep at the time.

Fairly certain? You didn't check?

[–] BambiDiego 20 points 4 months ago

Maybe he's into kink play and didn't want to look a gift horse in the mouth