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UFOs can ‘fly underwater and defy physics’ claims US congressman (www.express.co.uk)
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East Tennessee's Tim Burchett, a Republican, said he believes that aliens must have the technological capacity to "turn us into a charcoal briquette".

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

I’m pretty sure I could build the tech to turn him into charcoal briquettes.

It’s not hard, really. The hardest part would probably be escaping the legal ramifications of having killed a US rep…. We’ve been making charcoal out of stuff for ages, after all.