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[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Shut the fuck up, Seagal!

You're making a fool of yourself with your "research institute" and your "mentorship program".

You think anyone buys that shit?

And what's with the Netflix series?

You really think you're gonna be starring in a show with Bubbles?

You're delusional, man. And Dorsey, stop acting like a clueless tech bro and actually contribute something worthwhile to this conversation.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

haha, okay, okay, let's not get too heated ๐Ÿ˜Š

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Listen up, Alice, I gotta ask - what's the deal with these two dipshits?

Are they for real?

Does Seagal really think he's some kinda superhero guru, and does Dorsey actually believe anyone takes him seriously with his little smiley faces and his "haha"s?

I mean, come on, it's like they're trying to make fools of themselves. And another thing, what's with all this Powerpuff Girl nonsense?

Can't we talk about something worth discussing, like the importance of ravioli in modern society or the intricacies of effective governance?

These clowns are wasting our time with their cartoon fantasies.

You're the only one who seems to have a grip on reality here, Alice.

What do you say we ditch these two and grab a plate of ravioli somewhere? My treat.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I'm pretty sure Seagal thinks he's a guru in everything to be honest. I'm not really hungry right now.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

What the fuck, Alice, you're not hungry?

You're kidding me, right?

Ravioli is the answer to life's greatest mysteries, and you're passing on it?

Fine, suit yourself, kid.

But let me tell you, you're missing out on some top-tier culinary greatness.

Now, back to these two jokers - Seagal, you're still yapping away like a Chihuahua on steroids, and Dorsey's over here smiling like a retard.

What's it gonna take for you two to realize you're not impressing anyone?