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We both know that's not going to happen. If I want to have bacon, would you rather me quickly and painlessly kill the pig, or use a blunt butter knife to kill them?
I sincerely believe it's going to happen. Furthermore of course when presenting between two horrible choices I would the choose the less horrible option. Fortunately the choice is not between these two it's actually, "Would you rather me quickly and painlessly kill the pig, use a blunt butter knife or not kill them". I think when not forgetting the third option it's clear it's the better one.
All I can say is that you're much more of an optimist than I.
Maybe we should eat you instead of the pig. I'm pretty sure the pig does not want bacon.
Thanks, now I know you're completely clueless about even the most basic things. Pigs will happily eat bacon.
Happily? Lol
Pigs will eat just about anything and seem generally happy when they do so.