this post was submitted on 07 Jul 2024
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[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Once verified, they'll receive 30 generated “porn credits” with a one-month validity granting them access to adult content. Enthusiasts will be able to request extra credits.

...I'm sorry, what? Is the government keeping track of how much porn I use?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

So they can raise a bronze statue to the biggest masturbator on town, of course.