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(A 4Chan "green-text", with a drawing of Pepe driving whilst looking down at a puppy on the passenger seat)
be me
be loser who drives a delivery van all day
work is fucking boring as fuck
get new puppy
puppy is sad when I go to work
have idea
I will take puppy to work with me
Next day put puppy in van
Puppy sits shotgun all day, does not piss or poop in cab
Take puppy to park during lunch break
Puppy waits patiently while I make deliveries
Drive home
Realize work was fun with my little puppy buddy
Have never had this much enjoyment of work
Thank you puppy
Do you realize where you’d have to go for fresh ones?
A good greentext is like a blood diamond. Bold and wondrous, provided you don’t think too hard about where it came from or how it got here.