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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago (1 children)

It's like a mini-Gandalf telling all those Balrog-shaped hot molecules "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!".

[โ€“] SatansMaggotyCumFart 6 points 4 months ago

The demon lets the fast ones out and the slow ones in.