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What’s the worst piece of technology you’ve ever owned? (self.asklemmy)

submitted 5 months ago by zachimusprime44 to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 58 points 5 months ago (8 children)

A smart egg tray. It was in fact quite stupid. Mainly purchased it because of how absurd it was.

Main issues:

it was constantly wrong about how many eggs were in the tray
it was wrong about the eggs age.
it took 6AA batteries that only lasted a month at best.

[–] Shialac 23 points 5 months ago (1 children)

The egg that stays fresh for a few hundred years is kinda lame for an SCP

[–] Archer 6 points 5 months ago

I dunno, does it warp probability around it so that no matter what, the egg is always fresh? How far does the effect extend? Does it affect people or just physical interactions? If people ask these questions are they under the effect and contributing to the egg’s defense and therefore continued freshness?

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