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Anon meets his gf's parents (sh.itjust.works)

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago

Back in my college days I was picking a GF up from her dads house and walked up to him sitting on the porch with a rifle in his lap. He was cool with me but it was still awkward. I was just like "......... shooting stuff?". "God damn squirrels won't stay out of my garden".