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Anon meets his gf's parents (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 4 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] -1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Girl: even on our dates

2A bro: did you think I was gonna mug you? Why would I wait?

Girl: got it

That better?

Though it makes it even less believable. Most dads I know that might do that have daughters that would appreciate it lol

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

"Did you think I was gonna mug you?" came from the girl, not 2A bro

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Hm. Mayhaps.