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Oh absolutely not. No thank you. The world at large has my permission to smother me with a pillow if I hit 90 and don't die. But it's fine, I'm sure the microplastics/ultraprocessed food/climate change/whatever will take me out before that.
You seriously overestimate climate change unless you're already old, infirmed, live near a coast and are poorer than dirt.
Everyone else is pretty much going to be fine.
Haha wow. I typed up a comment about how being 90 would meet your requirement, but then I realized there was no or and you meant you'd have to be all of the above. You're nuts lol.