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[–] ASeriesOfPoorChoices 78 points 4 days ago (3 children)

exactly as much.

right.

I wish black death upon your mother.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 days ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 32 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Not if she’s got the Black Death.

[–] Passerby6497 15 points 4 days ago

Too bad, you gotta fuck her. It's in the contract.