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[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 days ago (4 children)

Tell me, Mr. Baggins*, ...

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 days ago (3 children)

In the other, you’re a ring bearer and are guilty of virtually every smuggling crime that we have a nose for.

One of these lives has a future. The other one does not.

I’m going to be as forthcoming as I can he, Me Baggins. You’re here because we need your help.

My colleagues believe that I’m wasting my time with you Mr Baggins, but I believe you wish to do the right thing.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 days ago (2 children)

– You can't scare me with this Nazgul crap. I know my rights. I want my 2nd breakfast.

[–] CatZoomies 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)

What good is a 2nd breakfast, if they’re taking the breakfast to Isengard? (Gard, g-g-g-gard)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

We’re willing to wipe the slate clean, give you a fresh chest of gold.

All we ask in return is your còóperation in bringing a known evil to Mordor.