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Anon goes to the gym for the first time (sh.itjust.works)

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[–] billwashere 39 points 3 months ago (8 children)

I don’t care if this is fake. It’s how the world should be and I really hope it is.

[–] EncryptKeeper 13 points 3 months ago (4 children)

If you get yourself into a private community gym instead of Planet Fitness, you’ll realize how real this is.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Gym bros love people who try to better themselves. Spotting and Sauna are induction.

These guys will get you fitter than you ever thought you could be.

YMCA and College Fitness Centers are the best starting spots.

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