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[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago (2 children)

I'm going to make the crimes rediculous and unpheasible, so you can't force me into a true crime podcast.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I'm going to relentlessly spam your podcast with spelling and grammar corrections so the ridiculous and unfeasible crimes pale in comparison to the word crimes I've exposed.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago (1 children)

lmao how did I manage to misspell both of them

[–] [email protected] 0 points 8 months ago

Because you're a filthy crime person

[–] Donkter 8 points 8 months ago

I'm going to throw myself into a vat of toxic waste to gain superpowers to do those crimes anyway.