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Anon has a typical everyday average British morning (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 6 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Queen's dodger can mean

someone who lives with the queen
someone who performs crimes on behalf of the queen
someone who finds those called for the draft but have not registered on behalf of the queen

Which is it?

[–] Hildegarde 9 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Surely a fruit filled biscuit is another possibility.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

"fruit"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

Also someone who fringes the ring quite unlike any other.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

someone who lives with the queen

Surely that would be the Queen's lodger?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

rhyming slang, me ol China

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

But in rhyming slang, you use the non-rhyming word (e.g. "china" = "china plate" = "mate")

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

well if you google it you'll find it.