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A photograph of Ernie smiling quite happily. Ernie is holding a plant.

Text underneath says I like to use my victims as fertilizer to grow small plants, which I then send to the victim's family as a condolence present. Most people neglect potted plants they receive as gifts. So, in a way, it's like they're letting their children die all over again.

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[–] RegalPotoo 8 points 4 months ago

Dry. Fermented. In a burlap sack.