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Oh, that pos is the worst, are you forced to talk to him?
Aw don't be mean to Geoff! Dude can't help being a bit backwards. His entire family died of plague and rooting for the 7th Crusade was maybe not great but it was a product of his time!
Just meet him on his terms you know? He likes board games. Challenge him to a game of Nine Men's Morris and he'll stop being such a downer.
(lol)
You may have a point.
But Im yanking that spoon right out of his peasant mouth if he'll keep spewing those dry ass buckweed seeds all over the board game.
And don't tell me it's not a bit suspicious how all of his family, even the rats and the fleas from his house, are in heaven, but not Geoff. He's here. Explaining to be how we should make v Jerusalem great again. And that literally eating a non-Christian child or two is an acceptable means to that end.
You are right tho, we should be kind and make the best of the situation. It could be worse, in fact Bill has it worse, he really got screwed last week when he spun the penance wheel & got the task to teach Geoff how C++ works and make him solo dev a modern furry rpg game.
Hey! Rats and fleas are not held to human standards that's not really fair!
Also did he really say the baby thing? Like not just hyperbole due to his emotional disregulation issues but like... Sincerely? If so oof. It's gunna be real awkward next time the management put us on the same lake of fire swim team.
We all gotta get along though. It's not like he's going anywhere.