this post was submitted on 13 Jun 2024
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[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

Honestly, the evident plethora of poor programming practices is the least notable thing about all this; using roided autocomplete to cut corners was never going to be a well calculated decision, it's always the cherry on top of a shit-cake.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 weeks ago

the upside: we can now watch "disruptive startups" go through the aquire funding -> slapdash development -> catastrophic failure -> postmortem cycle at breakneck speeds

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago

roided autocomplete

My autocomplete:

  • written in an hour on a whiteboard for a job interview
  • uses only the finest words, hand-selected by unix
  • speed and size efficient

Roided autocomplete:

  • years of development, billions of dollars of investment
  • hallucinates constantly
  • projected to use all computing capacity at current rates