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[–] [email protected] 114 points 4 months ago (2 children)

As awkward teenager at a party :

"hey Mike, go ask Emma if they like me."

"OK....... Hey Emma, do you like Cock?"

[–] Dicska 39 points 4 months ago
  • "Nah, not much."
  • "Lool, are you a lesbian then?"
  • "No, I just loathe that stupid friend of yours."
[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Plot twist: Emma is a Korean language instructor.

[–] calamity_joe 3 points 4 months ago

Misunderstands, and thinks they're asking about Coke