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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon gets a nickname (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 5 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 114 points 5 months ago (2 children)

As awkward teenager at a party :

"hey Mike, go ask Emma if they like me."

"OK....... Hey Emma, do you like Cock?"

[–] Dicska 39 points 5 months ago

"Nah, not much."
"Lool, are you a lesbian then?"
"No, I just loathe that stupid friend of yours."

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Plot twist: Emma is a Korean language instructor.

[–] calamity_joe 3 points 5 months ago

Misunderstands, and thinks they're asking about Coke