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[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago (1 children)

At least next time, he can burn his rival's house down.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago

"When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"

  • Cave Johnson, Portal 2
[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Wasn't the lemon one not a calligraphy joke about a wizard who mistake demon with lemon.