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That was a roller-coaster...

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Hear me out, what if the Bible prophecies and the whole concept happened because they tried something new and were just trippin out?

[–] AstroKevin 24 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Crazy enough, the Bible wasnt written all at once. The Bible was written over a span of approximately 1,300 years (depending on your historical, linguistic, and theological beliefs of course).

  • The Old Testament, also known as the Hebrew Bible, was written between approximately the 12th century BC and the 2nd century BC.
  • The New Testament was written in the first century AD, from approximately AD 50 to AD 100.

So probably a bit of the old testament could have been written while under the influence of mushrooms as that's when we were experimenting with wild mushrooms.

But what do I know, the picture says I died from mushrooms.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Lmao I literally did a double take with your name and the post

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Oh great, u r still alive! Mow the timeline is fuck up, thanks KEVIN

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

that's pretty clearly how the book of revelations was written

[–] Selmafudd 2 points 1 year ago

Literally ever time I'm tripping I always think the whole religion thing is just so people have some inspiration to drawn from if it starts going bad.. like call in an angel or some shit to save your ass