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sphincter? i never even met her (fedia.io)

submitted 5 months ago by [email protected] to c/memes

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 5 months ago (1 children)

It’s most likely to happen when I’m wearing pants that are light enough to really show through. If my pants are dark and will hide it, my dick probably works twice as well that day.

[–] wreckedcarzz 3 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

You at your desk, staring at your dick: "cmon... WORK! You fuckin worked yesterday..."

Your boss who is standing behind you: "wtf"