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[–] [email protected] 81 points 6 months ago (14 children)

Shareholders: why not all three?

[–] [email protected] 35 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (4 children)

Considering that C-suite executives are usually fantastically expensive, they'd be a logical position to automate (assuming AI worked like suits think it does). For some veeeery strange reason no board of directors has suggested replacing themselves with AIs

[–] [email protected] 21 points 6 months ago (1 children)

It’d be super easy to replace Sam Altman with a bot that spits out keywords known to increase OpenAI shares.

Waitaminute… Sam alt-man?

[–] Skepticpunk 1 points 6 months ago

I know, right? It's like he's an incredibly shitty sci-fi villain.

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