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RageBait: Don't Take the Bait!

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Welcome to RageBait: Don't Take the Bait!

This community is all about posting inflammatory, rage-baiting content on purpose.

The goal?

To see who can keep their cool and who takes the bait. Here’s how it works:

Post rage-inducing content: Anything that’s likely to get under people’s skin.

Don't comment if you're triggered: If it gets an emotional response out of you and you comment, you lose.

Ignore and you win: The real challenge is ignoring the bait.

If you can keep your cool and not respond, you win.

Remember, it's all in good fun.

The whole point is to piss you off, but if you fall for it and comment, you lose.

If you can just ignore it, then you're the real winner.

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Admit It, Your Android is a Dumpster Fire in Your Pocket (hilariouschaos.com)
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Alright, you Android peasants, let’s get one thing straight: the iPhone is the smartphone, and everything else is just a sad imitation. Yeah, I’m looking at you, Android users. Enjoy your fragmented, malware-ridden, glitch-fest of an OS while the rest of us bask in the glory of Apple’s seamless ecosystem.

Face it, Android phones are the Walmart version of smartphones. Sure, you get your customizable widgets and “freedom,” but it’s like having freedom in a garbage dump. Have fun with your plastic, exploding batteries and cameras that take potato-quality photos. Meanwhile, iPhone users are out here with sleek designs, superior security, and a camera that doesn't make us look like blurry blobs from a 90s camcorder.

And let’s not forget the software updates. While you’re waiting months (or forever) for the latest Android update, Apple’s got us covered with instant, worldwide updates. It’s almost cute how you guys pretend your tech is relevant. Almost.

So keep telling yourself that your Android is better because you can change your home screen’s color scheme or some other irrelevant nonsense. Deep down, we all know you’re just compensating for the fact that you can’t afford the real deal. iPhone supremacy, baby! 💅

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[–] bulwark 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Green bubble pleb here. Everything you said is absolutely correct and indisputable. I can not even comprehend how much more advanced your phone is than mine, and I guess I'll never know. Congratulations OP, you're winning at life.