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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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[–] danekrae 15 points 5 months ago (1 children)

How would you know the temperature of the leaf, unless you took it from the kid anyway?!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

They must have thermal vision, it's the only explanation.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Everyone knows the ice cream trucks are operated by reptilians.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

By the Yautja.