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xkcd #2940: Modes of Transportation

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Title Text:

My bold criticism might anger the hot air balloon people, which would be a real concern if any of them lived along a very narrow line directly upwind of me.

alt-text:A chart that categorizes various modes of transportation based on their practicality and danger level:

Zone of Practicality:

  • Trains
  • Airliners
  • Boats
  • Walking
  • Cars
  • Scooters
  • Bicycles

Zone of Specialty and Recreational Vehicles:

  • Motorcycles
  • Helicopters
  • Light aircraft
  • Go karts
  • Skateboards
  • Rollerblades
  • Skis
  • Unicycles
  • Sleds
  • Bumper cars

?????:

  • Hot air balloons

“Hot air balloons are the optimal mode of transportation, if your optimization algorithm has a sign error.”

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[–] [email protected] 67 points 5 months ago (2 children)

This is wildly dependent on infrastructure. Both for the convenience and danger axis.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 5 months ago (3 children)

motorcycles should 100% be in the zone of practicality, especially with modern sleek electric ones.

skateboards should be the bridge between practical and recreational, provided you have sensible infrastructure and short distances they have distinct benefits.

skis and sleds just need snow to make sense

[–] Shialac 16 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I think the existence of car drivers increases their danger level massively

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Apparently alcohol as well as it is involved in something like 50% of motorcycle fatalities.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)

it annoys me to no end how motorcycles and mopeds are viewed as dangerous, when every single time you hear about people being hurt on them it's because they're fucking idiots who tried to do a backflip infront of a semitruck

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Horses are technically more dangerous to ride than motorcycles. It’s just that motorcycles attract a kind of people who like doing backflips in front of a semi truck.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago

sure but that applies to everything, if you want to be safe then the only time you should ever be on a road is inside a bus.

[–] thebestaquaman 4 points 5 months ago

I'm here to say that if there's snow, skis win on practicality. Almost every winter, there's at least one day when you will have some people skiing to work in Oslo, a city of 700 000 inhabitants, with a metro system. Because when there's 10 cm of snow in the streets, skis are the quickest and easiest way to get anywhere.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 5 months ago

You can be a skilled rider and still and a fall. More likely is that an unsafe car driver will do something that causes an accident.

[–] cucumber_sandwich 14 points 5 months ago (1 children)

But hardly for hot air balloons

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

Yeah, the joke and alt text are delivered quite nicely.