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[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I can't BEAR to hear it anymore!

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

(Wait, where's a bear come in pun-wise with regards to cars? Lol.)

I imagine this tension must be exhausting to you...

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I'm definitely not having a WHALE of a time!

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

DOGONNIT it's getting hard to think of new puns!

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Give me your MONEY right now!

(seriously, hands up. Let's see em)

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

(Wait, how is "money" a pun in this instance?)

No, I don't think I WHALE.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

shoots gun into shoulder

Yeah, so, money now if you would, please

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

That's what she said.