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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. A showerthought should offer a unique perspective on an ordinary part of life.

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[–] applepie@kbin.social -4 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Easy solution don't install spyware and malware on your phone. Use web apps if you really have to use that trash.

Vote with you fucking feet jfc

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Instructions unclear, my foot is now stuck in a vacuum cleaner

[–] applepie@kbin.social 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Take a his res photo of your buthole and upload into your vacuum app so ww can verify you are an authorized owner so we can release your foot. Thank you for your cooperation peasants!

[–] wreckedcarzz 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] fubbernuckin 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I'm stuck at step zero: getting a phone that's mine

[–] applepie@kbin.social 1 points 7 months ago

pixel with grapheneOS will get you as close to that as possible practically.