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Anon tells their life story (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 6 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 6 months ago (1 children)

My God, doesn't anon realize how lucky he's been?

[–] [email protected] 27 points 6 months ago (1 children)

If you are depressed and find your life monotone and unfulfilling (which I don't know about them, but if you make a post like that on 4chan, that might be an indicator), knowing your relative privilege probably won't make you happier.

[–] [email protected] -5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I don't mean privilege, I mean they are literally lucky.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago (1 children)

How so? I mean, they seem to have been successful, in a sense, and nothing bad seems to have happened, but when you say 'nothing happened' I feel like you want to say that literally nothing else of significance happened, neither good nor bad. Seems like a rather boring, depressing life.

[–] [email protected] -4 points 6 months ago (3 children)

Imagine playing blackjack for decades and getting a standoff every single hand. It'd seem boring, but it'd really be extraordinary.

Also luckier than the average.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

Yes but you wouldn't happy with that kind of outcome, you'd spend every day hoping for something more interesting to happen, perhaps even hoping for a loss to make things interesting after a certain point.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

I feel like Lucky usually has the connotation that you wanted the outcome.

Also, they might have helped their chances by being very competent, but having very low people skills. I feel like that would improve the probability of something like this.

[–] Frigid 1 points 6 months ago

I get what you're saying but even if someone getting struck by lightning is extraordinary, we don't say they're lucky, we say they are unlucky.