this post was submitted on 26 May 2024
75 points (97.5% liked)

Satisfactory

1160 readers
15 users here now

The unofficial Lemmy community for Satisfactory, the factory-building and exploration game.

Learn more about the game at https://www.satisfactorygame.com/.

Game wiki: https://satisfactory.wiki.gg/

Report bugs and make suggestions at https://questions.satisfactorygame.com

Rules

  1. No bigotry - including racism, sexism, ableism, homophobia, transphobia, or xenophobia.
  2. Be respectful, especially when disagreeing. Everyone should feel welcome here.
  3. No NSFW content
  4. No ads/spamming

founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS
cosmicrose
[email protected]
75
A FICSIT approved beverage (discuss.tchncs.de)
submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by [email protected] to c/satisfactory
5 comments fedilink hide all child comments
 

you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)

INEFFICIENT USE OF EMPLOYEE TIME DETECTED! XENO ZAPPER WILL BE DEPLOYED IN 5 SECONDS

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

But Dave told me it was approved! That li-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *passes out*

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Unscheduled loss of ~~consciousness~~ productivity detected, administering adrenaline and smelling salts, suspending ficsit coupon rewards until ~~consciousness is restored~~ employee performance exceeds contract-defined minimum.