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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon is suspicious (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 5 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] Rolando 41 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Only works if you use Brawndo -- it's got what plants crave!

[–] kautau 11 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Hey that’s good. You sure you’re not the smartest guy in the world?

[–] Rolando 4 points 5 months ago

I don't think so. I watched "Idiocracy" for years before realizing it has

a brief post-credits scene

in which the pimp character wakes up from his cryogenic sleep and goes looking for his money.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

It got electrolytes!